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2007-12-10 9:43 p.m.
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Did you know there was a Catholic Saint who was not a martyr? I mean, he did not suffer and die as a result of seeing the light and wanting to share it with the rest of humanity?

It is true. Believe it or not! Pour yourself a shot of Jaegermeister, sit still and quiet, and let me share a profound reality with you folks! Yeeeeee Ha! Wha hoooooo! This ought to send you to the streets dancing, in glorious infinitely joyous abandon!

Wikipedia St. Hubert's page

Here is a catholic saint of quality and distinction who did not die a horrid death because he believed what he believed about Jesus. He spread the word using his wealth and nobel social standing. He enjoyed every minute of it too!

Holy cow! How could it happen like that without extreme pain and suffering, death as a holy criminal, and all that rubbish? Much less, imagine, how could it all be shared with humanity in the 21st century via such a splendid willingly consumable mind altering fluid offered in a shot glass at all kinds of hip and trendy places? Jaegermeister is the answer to all sorts of dilemmas human in nature.

Strange but TRUE!

St. Hubert is a Saint to aspire to! In the present, lift your shot glass of Jager from your modern 21st century freezer kept @4 degrees and feel happy, satiated, and spiritual. Yippee wha hoooo diddly dee ah ha! Yay Yay, Wha Hoo and then some. Spread LOVE, no Holiday necessary, where ever you walk, no matter what. It may seem rational to bust a cap, but really what a silly egotistic NOT solution; it doesn't work in Iraq. LOVE IS he Answer.. NO matter What, Where, Why, How, When above, beyond, on and on...

There's plenty of everything. Infinite divine guidance, love, and Walmart Corporate Blessings are good, too!

Just Say- Thanks, thanks a bunch for the power who keeps the planet spinning on track- the Tilt-A-Whirl of the Milky Way...

There is no greatness or glory in suffering- just misery and pain. No way do I want that. Do you?
St. Hubert is a mentor divine, Live like him;
Say what you mean, Mean what you say, Don't say it mean, and have a good time! Ready. Set. GO GO GO!!! Yummy!