2008-05-05 4:23 p.m.
I found this silly thing I wrote and I don't think I ever posted it, so here it is:
(Sung sweetly, to the tune of "Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music)
Pitbulls off leashes, Great White Sharks at beaches
Red centipede fangs and Starving Hyeneas
Brown recluse spiders you'll see way to late
These are a few of God's dangerous things
E. Coli spinach salmonella raw chicken
Oral fecal approach for host transmission
Toxoplasmosis lurks in kitty's dirty litter
These are a few of God's infectious things
Caterpillar hair is anticoagulant toxic
kills in 3 days causes seizure and coma
Staph immune to every antibiotic
These are a few of God's contagious things
Rattle snake bites
Killer bees swarm
More mad cow too
Inflicting horrid massive agony and pain
cruelly kill heinous... at will
